Below are 6 hilarious tips on how to break up easily with your lover, just as easy as that [a walkover], make sure you apply all the tips for maximum effects.☺
1. Ten Missed Calls? You killed my battery so you’re capable of killing me… It’s Over!
2. You don’t even respect me. I’m talking and you are busy breathing? We are done!
3. I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience. It’s over!
4. I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. You don’t care about me. Don’t ever call me!
5. I gave you 2 eggs, to boil one and fry the other. You fried the one you were supposed to boil and boiled the one you were supposed to fry. You are not obedient. Just let me be please!
6. I called you DARLING and you called me HONEY. Indirectly, you’re calling my mother a BEE. No respect for in-laws. Leave me alone, it’s over oooooooo!
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