This is the third (#3) edition of this weekly funny programme on this platform, and I have come with ten (10) short funny jokes that would make you to laugh sotee you go piss on your body, Lol!
Don’t go nowhere; enjoy the ten (10) short funny jokes below and make sure you control yourself to avoid disgracing yourself in the public oooo.
1) Shout out👏 to those people Dat collects everybody’s change b4 giving d conductor #1000..That’s d true meaning of “semi-conductor” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2) China produces 2 million Engineers every year. Africa produces 10 million Pastors every year yet witches are still disturbing us.
3) In Nigeria, When a lady enter a guy’s room, and 9mins later you hear loud music. Just know they have started playing Ludo!!!!😉😉😉
4) Impregnating a gal in USA is so nice dat her parents can even buy u a car. But in Nigeria, the curses alone can change ur destiny.
5) Man: Can you please show me the way to the mortuary?
Me: Oh that’s easy. Just close ur eyes and cross this road. You will be there in no time.
6) Ten years ago your village people left you because they thought you had no future. With #10YearsChallenge you reminded them that you still exist 😁 BOOM! Your file reopens 😂🏃🏽
7) Government has passed a new Law, that all beautiful ladies and handsome guys will pay Beauty Tax. I know u are smiling because you are safe.😁
8) When I went to see doctor with my mom.
Doctor: When was the last time you have Sex??
Me: S€x!!! What kind of food is that?🙂🤔
9) Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why? There’s no place like home… 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
10) That is how you will visit someone and see a dog without chains and they will be like, don’t worry it won’t bite you, and I be like, come o, are you the dog? Is the dog you? I mean have you been a dog before? I just hate nonsense 😒😒😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠👨🏽
BONUS SHORT FUNNY JOKES:
1) Nollywood yaff finally killed me 😂😂 Nepa pole inside evil forest?? I think the spirits are charging their phones
2) WOMAN: My Husband is Not interested in Sex 😰😨
DOCTOR: OK , Give These Pills To Him Everyday. Put one (1) Pill in His Tea 😌😏
(The Woman Did And They Had Sex Which They Enjoyed) 💛💪
(The Next Day, She Puts 2 Pills in His Tea And They Enjoyed More Much Sex) 🔥♥
(3rd Day, She Emptied The Whole Bottle in His Tea) 😳😱
(Two Days Later, Doctor Called To Know The Progress. Son Picked The Phone And Replied:
“Mom is in Comma At The Moment, Aunt is in Hospital, Maid is Suing Dad For Rape, And Dad is Still Running Naked in The Garden Shouting “I Want Pussy!” Even The Dogs Are Running For Their Lives” 🏃🍆💦
Lol! I hope you enjoyed every bit of the short funny jokes?