In this week’s edition of “Wacky Wednesday With The Inspirational Parrot“, I came with ten (10) short funny jokes.
No need for long talk, you are here to laugh away your worries; so go on and laugh as you desire as you read through the ten (10) short funny jokes.
1) The way people born in December are making noise over their birthdays, its like they were also visited by the 3 wise men.😊😊😊
2) I swear the person who made alcohol 🍺🍺 poured a little English in it.😅😅
3) Nowadays they tell you “I have a boyfriend but we can date if you would be okay with that” 😂😅
4) When you are Broke you pretend you’ve forgotten your birthday 😅😅😅 Abeg shut up, you no get money to celebrate jareh (My Birthday is tomorrow oooo, no money oooooo).
5) This rich people are something else 🤒 Someone uses 300k to buy Dog?😢 Lol! Even my Family won’t pay that much for me if I’m kidnapped😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
6) Check out this discussion between a boy and a girl
Boy: Your teeth are like the stars.
Girl: Awww! Thanks, are they that much pretty?
Boy: No, they are just far away from each other! 😂😂
7) See guys oo🧐 You want a girl to stick with you until you make money bah, Can you date an ugly girl until she’s fine? 😂😂😂 🧐
8) Guys that wear suit on their profile are stingy! Ladies are we together? 😂😂😂🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃♂🏃♂🏃♂
9) When you are Single, You See Happy Couples Everywhere. But when you are Married, You See Happy Singles Everywhere 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 Is it lie?
10) When they need sex they go to their boyfriends. But when they need money they start disturbing we the innocent ones 🤕 Foolish girls 😡😡
BONUS JOKES: Now let me thrill you guys further with few bonus short funny jokes
11) Notice: Valentine’s Day is coming up! Guys it’s not too late to break up 😕😕 I just did mine yesterday 🤕 When are you doing your own breakup?
12) Whenever my bae posts a full picture, I zoom her eyes to see who took the picture🤕🤕 I don’t trust girls this days. I can’t study physics for nothing, Lol!
13) The problem with pretty girls is that they think every guy wants them. Mtchhhh! To hell with your pretty face. 😏😏😏 I love the ugly once a lot, ugly face but beautiful heart 😎😎
14) Has anyone notice that there are some good and attractive ladies out there, who don’t cheat or ask for money, but their stubbornness and jealousy will frustrate you, your family and your ancestors 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👇
Abeg! Make I stop here before sombori go pee or even poo on her pants or his boxers. Catch next week!
Hope you enjoyed yourself in this week’s Wacky Wednesday With The Inspirational Parrot.
I am coming back next week with another hilariously rib-cracking short funny jokes for the next’s week’s edition of Wacky Wednesday With The Inspirational Parrot.