3) If smoking weed causes memory loss, why then weed smokers never forget to smoke weed🤔😂😂😂😂 Abeg, if you dey smoke weed, helep us answer this question. hahahahahahahahaha
4) A question was asked why men don’t confide in their wives about their problems and frustrations and one answered: “you cannot discuss your malaria with the mosquito“. Chisos! 🤣🤣🤣
5) Sometimes ladies are annoying when they visit boys… All they want is for you to have s€x with them while we the boys just want to chill with them and read the bible… 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👨🏽⚕
6) Life is full of surprises no matter how small your buttocks is, it must still be divided into two. 😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜 Lol
7) I helped my cute neighbour to carry a 20 litres container full of water up to the 4th Floor. She was like “Tanks a lot… just put it down by the door. My boyfriend is inside, he will come and take it in!!!”; I made a u-turn and took it back downstairs… 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
8) That moment your teacher is letting know that he/she won’t be available tomorrow and you be like: “No why marha?” But inside your heart you are busy celebrating like nobody’s business. 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 I am sure you were guilty of this…
9) And one yeye boy is very busy brainwashing my future wife 🤔🤦🏽♂💁🏽♂ Thunder I need your help fast fast 😂
10) The only Advantage of Being a Nigerian is dat “U can URINATE anywhere. 😅😅😅
11) Respect your girlfriend, one of her pants can change your life. I repeat it can change your destiny. Ye who stoned me? 😂😂😂😂
12) If you hate someone, Please hate them alone. Don’t recruit other people to hate them with you.That’s witchcraft. 😊😊😊
13) The most important word for guys when they are inside in a room with ladies is please close the door and off the light; 😄😀😀😁😁 Na lie?
14) Slapping your husband or your boyfriend when he misbehaves is accepted👌 But giving him backhand slap👋 is just a plain disrespect 💥😭😭
15) Making new friend/friends is very stressful. You have to pretend you’re a good person. They will borrow your charger for 8hrs and you will have to act like you’re not mad. 😂😂😂😂
16) If you bring your girlfriend home for the first time and you see your sisters just passing not greeting her. My brother it means your are still searching. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
17) No matter how many times you’ve slept with men, your pussy doesn’t print any receipts; Keep 💯 on doing what you love girl 👧 do it with passion, there’s no proof 🖕🖕 Hmmmmmm, No be tokam oooooo, no be my voice oooo, no be my handwriting.