Your joy and state of mind is in your hands, read and feel blissful.
1. A Jamaican girl went home with a bag of east Indian mangoes. Her mother said.. “Girl, didn’t I tell u not to climb DAT tree?.. The boys will see your pant.”
Girl : mama u think me stupid? Me take it off before me climb the tree. 🤣🤣🤣
2. My sister who is 13 years old posted, “home is getting bored this break, I missed my boo”; When I gave her a dirty slap, she remember the last letter ‘K’ she supposed to add. 🤣🤣🤣
3. Those Planning To Travel Outside Nigeria To Give Birth To Citizens How Market? 🤣🤣 Badagry General Hospital Is Waiting 🤣🤣
4. 🤣 You all are bored because ur serious girlfriend is with her serious boyfriend
5. We all got that friend that can call us on our honeymoon and be like: “How far una don dey knack?” 🤣🤣
6. When they finally open outside again I’m gonna still stay home for a little bit. let the first batch of air hit you all first and see what happens just to make sure the coast is clear 🤣 lol
7. Ladies u can’t be a faithful loving gf and he’ll be cheating on u continuously, stand on ur feet be strong, cheat on Him but let it be with Me 🤣🤣
8. IF you’re a Guy and you haven’t heard “Hi, I’m Jon Champion, alongside is my co-commentator, Jim Beglin“; Then who are you?
9. If you think because you are beautiful,with big ass and bress I’ll be running after you? Then you are absolutely right, I’ll chase you with everything in me. 🤣🤣
10. After I crack my brain to send u sweet msg, U reply wit “k”. God will “k” ur career 🤣
11. He is not my type, he’s broke. Werey!!! Are you your own type? DO you have the money too?! Better sit and be humble Aunty.
12. D pain of finding out dat ur girlfriend is ur biological father 🤣🤣
13. My wife has to be so beautiful that when we enter a place together, everybody is gonna have to stare and me I’ll just be smiling lowkey like “na me, na me dey in charge. Na me be the chairman wey dey hmmm hmmm hmmm” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
14. Some People talent Is to Burst Other People’s Pimples 🤣🤣
15. Dating a girl wit large forehead is very important because she can remind u of things you’ve forgotten for years 🤣🤣🤣
16. Stop forgiving your boyfriends we also want you! 🤣🤣