Daily Top 10 Jokes & Quotes (1st Edition)

Top 10 Jokes & Quotes

Top 10 Jokes & Quotes



Daily Top 10 Jokes & Quotes (1st Edition)

Top 10 Jokes & Quotes Of The Day: Here are 10 funny jokes and 10 quotes for the first edition of this daily online programme geared towards inspiring and keeping our readers happy.

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In today’s top 10 quotes, we have for you ten inspiring quotes on wealth/money; do read them below and be inspired:

1) “It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor.” – Seneca

2) “Money is only a tool. It will take you wherever you wish, but it will not replace you as the driver.” – Ayn Rand

3) “Only buy something that you’d be perfectly happy to hold if the market shuts down for ten years.” – Warren Buffett

4) “Not he who has much is rich, but he who gives much.” – Erich Fromm

5) “Time is more valuable than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time.” – Jim Rohn

6) “The person who doesn’t know where his next dollar is coming from usually doesn’t know where his last dollar went.” – Unknown

7) “It doesn’t matter about money; having it, not having it. Or having clothes, or not having them. You’re still left alone with yourself in the end.” – Billy Idol

8) “It’s good to have money and the things that money can buy, but it’s good, too, to check up once in a while and make sure that you haven’t lost the things that money can’t buy.” – George Lorimer

9) “I don’t pay good wages because I have a lot of money; I have a lot of money because I pay good wages.” – Robert Bosch

10) “Money is like love; it kills slowly and painfully the one who withholds it, and enlivens the other who turns it on his fellow man.” – Kahlil Gibran

In today’s top 10 jokes, we also have ten hilarious short funny jokes that will make you laugh out so loud. Enjoy them below…

1) A little boy said “Mom, did you know that Anna is an angel😕?” Mom said “You mean the maid, why do you say that😐?” The boy said “Well, because I saw her naked in your bedroom with her hands on the wall🙄 & she was shouting, “oh God I am coming💁‍… I am coming! I am coming! If it wasn’t for dad who was holding her tight from behind😌, she would have gone up to Heaven”😪
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2) A wife material will look at her husband in the eyes and say honey you have suffered a lot use me for rituals. 🤣🤣🤣

3) Prostitution is the only industry where fresh Employees are Paid more than the Experienced once. 🤔😂😂😂🙌

4) If you have s3x with a girl who already has a child, you are now a M0therfvcker… Is That Clear? 🤣🤣🤣

5) I forgot to zip up my trouser, so a lady told me politely, “sir your garage is open” I gave her naughty smile as I zip up and asked, “Did you see my RANGE ROVER parked inside?” The lady smiles back and said “no just one small TOYOTA with two Flat tyres. I’m still crying 😭😭😭😭

6) Bro, if a lady tells you that for 3 years now, no man has seen her pants, please don’t argue, they don’t wear pants anymore 🏃🏃🏃🏃🙏🙏 🤣🤣

7) Some girl if they ask for card and you give them, their number will be busy till the card finished before you can see call them. 🤣🤣

8) Once a lady buys food and data for herself, next post is: I LOVE THE WOMAN I’m BECOMING 😂😂

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