100 Funny Short Jokes To Make Your Christmas & New Year Filled With Smiles, Joy & Laughter

Funny Short Jokes

Funny Short Jokes

100 Funny Short Jokes To Make Your Christmas & New Year Filled With Smiles, Joy & Laughter

100 Funny Short Jokes To Make Your Christmas & New Year Filled With Smiles, Joy & Laughter: Amazingly funny Naija short jokes to thrill yourself and loved ones during the yuletide.



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Here we have compiled list of hilarious 100 short jokes aimed at putting smiles on faces and laughter in the mouths of our esteemed visitors on TrendsOfLegends Media. Relax and enjoy our specially compiled Funny Christmas Jokes and Funny New Year Jokes.

NOTE: Kindly ignore grammatical errors as some of the jokes are written in stenos (short forms of words).

Now it’s time to drive your through the valley of shadows of short funny jokes, you should fear no sorrows for thy will laugh so much that you would end up urinating or peeing on your body.

1. If you want to confuse all your girlfriends during the festive period, just photo grid all of them and write “My sisters and the love of my life…” They’ll all reply, “Baby, that’s sweet” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

2. A time will come when PARENTS will be more active than their kids on social media. We are those PARENTS. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

3. Traveling back home for the Christmas & New Year Celebration, someone called and I responded with “Call me later I’m driving”; Then the people in the bus looked at me, as if I am talking to them. πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

4. Being ugly is unfair, when a good looking person farts u become the prime suspect πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ try to look pretty this Christmas and New Year.

5. This Christmas and New Year period, some guys hold their girlfriend’s hand at the mall because if they leave her hand, she will start shopping automatically πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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6. My dad cracked a joke and I laughed & mistakenly said “U NO WELL” to cut the story short, how much I fit see one room for ur area? πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Β  Better mind the kind jokes you crack as you return home for Christmas and New Year celebration.

7. If men also decide to date rich women, sweetheart will you still get a man or I should mind my business?πŸ€”πŸ€­ Try to think well before marriage will elude you this Christmas and New Year

8. A fat Hausa man is called Alhaji, But a slim Hausa man is called Aboki….
Corruption will never end 🚢 🚢 😭😭 abeg na joke ooo in the spirit of Christmas and New Year

9. Once you stop depending on your parents or boyfriend. You will start to see the value of 1k πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Let dependency end this Christmas and start hustling New Year

10. Dear undergraduates, please learn a skill before graduating.πŸ™„It’s not funny out there o. No be by Done & Dusted. 😏😭😭 If you lack go dey party throughout this Christmas and New Year time

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11. Apart from “if they born you well”, which other fighting style do you know? πŸ€”πŸ€­ πŸ™ˆ Please stay away from fighting this Christmas and New Year time

12. Somewhere in Africa there is a 21 year old Prophet who is calling your Grandmother “My daughter” πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ Fun-filled Merry Christmas & Prosperously Covid-19 free New Year

13. Those ladies always craving for extra larger sized dick, hope ur pussy too is tight n not big that my head can even enter? πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ Eeeiishh who stoned my head πŸ€”πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ Please play safe throughout the Christmas and New Year period

14. Things in boys room! Before Marriage: Perfumes, Love Letters, Gifts, Friendship Cards… After Marriage: Pain Killers, Loan Papers, Unpaid Bills, List for Shopping, Happy Unmarried Life. πŸ™„πŸ€£ Congrats and happy married life to all of those people who’re getting married this Christmas and New Year period

15. I was singing one day and one of my neighbors asked me “Is that your voice” and I said “No, is my footsteps”. I hate nonsense 😠😠😠 πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ Try to mind your business this Christmas and New Year period ooo

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16. You never marry, you *never born pikin, take this *microphone🎀, *and tell us why your “BREAST FALL”. πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚πŸƒβ€πŸƒβ€ Not my handwriting ooo! πŸ™†πŸΏβ€πŸ™†πŸΏβ€ Fun-filled Merry Christmas & Prosperously Covid-19 free New Year

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17. Please if you know that your church shares Coke & Chicken for first timers, invite me. I wan to be visiting different churches every Sunday during this Christmas and New Year period ooo πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

18. How can you have s3x in the dark and expect your children to have a bright future. Are you mad? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜œ Happy birthday to those born during Christmas and New Year period and those to be conceived during same period πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

19. Maths be like, A plane is traveling at 235km/hr South West and the wind is blowing at 5km/hr South East, calculate the age of the pilot… Maths why. Na me born am? πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯πŸ˜₯ abeg nothing should stress your mind this Christmas and New Year. Always visit here to have endless fun ooo πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

20. Some girls ehhn… Ever since I told this girl that her dress is beautiful, she now wears it everyday. LπŸ˜‚L abeg ooo try to dey change clothes this Christmas and New Year period ooo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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21. Some beautiful girls don’t Club, Smoke, Drink, Steal or Fight But still won’t make heaven Because of GOSSIP. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ you this Christmas and New Year period eh, abeg avoid what or who won’t make you to make heaven

22. I Don’t Know The Ingredients They Use In Making Alcohol But I’m Sure They Added Happiness, Truth And English πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Please ooo drink responsibly during this Christmas and New Year period; don’t drink and drive ooo. I still wanna see you coming to this platform to read up jokes and have fun.

23. Are you a young girl? Are you beautiful? Are you photogenic? Are you slim? Do you have what it takes to be a model? If yes, please find something to eat this Christmas and New Year period, if not ulcer will kill you ooo. πŸ™„πŸ˜πŸƒπŸƒ 🀣🀣🀣🀣

24. By 2021, we want condoms with alarms, when it bursts it rings “tintiriri” and say “dear user you are now on live mode, would you like to proceed or stop??” 🀣🀣🀣🀣 because right now I don’t even know the cause of my sickness. 😏🀷

25. Dear corona, people are planning to travel to different places for Christmas and New Year celebrations, please don’t arise ooo, I say make you no arise ooo, I know what you can do but don’t fight your battle, Amen. This is our humble prayer ooo. TrendsOfLegends Media Team wishes you Fun-filled Merry Christmas & Prosperously Covid-19 free New Year. 🀣🀣🀣🀣 Our Jokes Archive gets you covered and will make you happy during the yuletide season.

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