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Below are amazingly funny and interesting facts/statement about Marriage
1. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
2. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
3. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
4. Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them.
5. The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want?
6. I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
7. “Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.”
8. “I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”
9. “There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.”
10. “I’ve had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!
11. Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
- Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,
- Whenever you’re right, shut up.
12. The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once…
13. You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
14. My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
15. A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.
16. Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
17. A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
18. First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”; Second Guy : “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”
19. “Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”.
20. “First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring…soon after….comes SuffeRing!
21. “The reason why wives live longer is because they don’t have a Wife”.
Which one(s) of them do you think is/are wrong or right?
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