Read These 100 Funny Short Jokes Whenever You Want To Laugh

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100 Funny Short Jokes



Read These 100 Funny Short Jokes Whenever You Want To Laugh

100 Funny Short Jokes To Make You Laugh: Whenever you want to laugh, then read these 100 short funny jokes and feel happy and relieved.

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1. Gone are the days when the word “DEAR” was used by lovers. Nowadays, even the police will tell u “My Dear”, you’re under arrest. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

2. Have removed my hands from love this year.ย  The girl I treated like egg another guy don fry am ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

3. So this man in my community took his church to court over a piece of Land. He won the case, came back to the church on Sunday to do thanksgiving for winning his court case. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

4. In my country, looking for a job is also a “job” on it’s own. God no go shame us ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜Ž

5. Some girls will cry ๐Ÿ˜ญ And still check the mirror Whether they cried cute ๐Ÿ˜‚

6. When guys start borrowing from each others, they will start calling themselves blood ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ blood kee una there

7. Dimples, pointed nose and teeth gaps are all under the mask now ๐Ÿ˜‚ Everything has an end ๐Ÿ˜Ž it’s now time for big foreheads to showcase their beauty๐Ÿ˜

8. People can be wicked ehhhh…!!!!! How can you say short people can hear ancestors gossiping underground ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

9. Bro, if u can’t marry d girl u spoilt, u will marry d one another guy spoilt. It is called crop rotation in Agriculture ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

10. Any man ๐Ÿ‘จ who knows where he is going in life will never date many women๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญAt least, TEN is Okay. ๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿฅฑ

11. A man tolerate a fallen breast, but a woman will arrange family meeting because of a fallen penis? Women why?

12. If you know you won’t get anything on Valentine’s day, come over here let’s laugh together ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

13. People visiting the zoo. Americans: Oh! Esther come look at a Monkey๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿ˜ฒNigerians: John ka see your papa ๐Ÿ˜‚

14. A newly married man on the second day of his marriage visited the makeup artist who worked on his wife on the wedding day. He presented a gift to her, a beautifully packed iPhone 12 Pro Max box.

The make up artist was overwhelmed with joy and went on her knees greeting the man. She then opened the box with great happiness but was suddenly depressed to see a Nokia 3310 inside the box.

The man now smiled and said โ€˜this is exactly the same feeling I had when I saw my wife last night after she had her bathโ€™
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15. Maturity is when two admin in the same group fuck and still pretend that they have never seen before ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ God is watching

16. Other families: “ur piza is in the oven”; My family: “open the dustbin and see what u missed” ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Ÿ

17. What do you have in common with your bae? Me we are both single ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Ÿ

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18. I would have bought a car long time ago… the problem is that.. I don’t like black tires ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

19. Girls are funny, they can withstand the pain of piercing ears, nose and navel, etc. But when you try to insert John thomas which is not even sharp they scream, ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

20. I wonder ๐Ÿค” why Africans hate thieves but like buying stolen phones ๐Ÿ“ฒ๐Ÿง๐Ÿง

21. You buy data bundles every week but you’re using the same toothbrush ๐Ÿค’ since “2019”๐Ÿšฎ my friend you should be arrested ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”

22. That moment wen the teacher tells you to sit in front then you look back and see your friends cheating ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

23. Guys, do you remember that moment in the exam hall wen you looked at your friend and found out he was also looking at you ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

24. Two reasons why I can’t allow my girlfriend drive my range rover: (1) I don’t have a girlfriend (2) I don’t have a range rover ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ

25.

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How Girls Stand When Asking Their Boyfriend “SO WHO IS SHE?” ๐Ÿ˜

26. Remove the four fingers at the back of your phone and see magic ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ

27. Man made car, man made aeroplane, man made ship. What has this other gender made??? ๐ŸŒš

30. Women are like roads the more the curves they have the more dangerous they are ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹

31. My friend don’t be afraid or feel ashamed when they tell you “you are ugly” just know that you are serving a living God.๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

32. He has a small dick, but he fucked you ๐Ÿ˜
He Cums Quickly ,but he fucked you ๐Ÿ˜
He is Ugly but he fucked you ๐Ÿ˜•
He is broke but he fucked you..๐Ÿ˜ฌ
LADIES ๐Ÿ˜Once a nigger has left an Ink between your legs,Maintain Silence at all costs and Move On๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿฅฑ

33. Tall girls standing and pressing phone at night will be looking like Street light This is not my hand writing oo

34. o survive in Aba and Onitsha, always think like a sharp guy and treat Everyone like a Suspect.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘ˆ

35. Date someone who’s really focused and can make you laugh your ass out๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
A good example is me๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜’ But unfortunately I am taken, keep reading ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒ๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘ˆ I’m for you

36. Some slay queen can’t repeat same cloth because they have already return it to the owner๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

37. If time does not wait for you, donโ€™t worry๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life. ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“

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