Today’s Funny Updates, Jokes & Stories
Today’s Funny Updates: In today’s episode we have some Jokes and funny Stories to thrill you. Just spend few minutes of your time to laugh.
Remember that Psychologists have proven that laughing is beneficial to one’s health; so we have set up this online programme to help relief people from stress through sharing of hilarious contents on daily/weekly basis.
Below are the jokes and stories we have for you on today’s episode; read, laugh, drop comments and most importantly share with other.
1. Vaseline was just a cream before, until worldly people started using it to make a way where there is no way.
2. Stop putting hope on relatives, they only help in burial arrangements. This sounds funny but it’s actually true in some families.
3. Two lesbians are fighting because one missed her period. Can you imagine, this world no balance 😂😂
4. Speak the truth for once my brother; How many ladies will become single if you die today?
5. Focus bro: Women don’t post broke guys. Use me as an example, you see say woman post me before? 😥😥
6. 8 out of 10 people are in a relationship. The other 2 is us. I write and you read, case closed. 🙄🙄 come and beat me nah
7. Ladies which of these statements make you happy?
1. I Love you.
2. Will you marry me?
3. Have you seen the alert?
4. You don see your period.
8. Dating me is very Stressful. I no sabi cuddle, Small hug you don collect one round🍆🍆😜😂
9. Nothing wey person no go see for Nigeria due to ASUU Strike; can you imagine this: Student order Uber na HOD come pick am. Nawah for strike o 🤣🤣🤣🤣
10. Enjoy the below funny story and please feel free to introduce your loved ones to this platform
I just saw this somewhere
Bawku was under a curfew: Soldiers were given instructions to SHOOT ON SIGHT anyone found loitering around at 7pm.
The captain on duty hears a GUNSHOT at 6:45pm, and dashes to the location. Corporal Atongo had shot and killed a man. This is the conversation between the irate Captain and Atongo.
Captain: Corporal Atongo
Atongo: Yes sir!
Captain: Did you shoot this man?
Atongo: Yes Sir.
Captain: Corp, what is the time?
Atongo: Sir, it is 6:50pm Sir
Captain: You were given specific instructions not to shoot anyone till 7 pm, Am I right?
Atongo: Yes Sir,
Captain: lt is 6:50pm why the HELL DID YOU SHOOT HIM?
Atongo: SIR, I KNOW THIS MAN. He is called Adamu. He LIVES VERY FAR. THERE IS NO WAY HE CAN GET HOME BY 7PM SIR! 😂😂😂😂
With that story, we brought today’s episode (Ep.1) to an end; may someone we know not terminate our life because they assume we won’t make it big in life. In case you still need to laugh, then CHECK OUT THOUSANDS OF JOKES & FUNNY CONTENTS right here on our website.
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