Today’s Funny Updates, Jokes & Stories (Ep.2)

Funny Updates

Funny Updates

Today’s Funny Updates, Jokes & Stories

Today’s Funny Updates: In today’s episode we have another sets of Jokes and funny Stories to thrill you and make you happy because you really need to be ease off. Just spend few minutes of your time on this platform to laugh.



If you are among those who thinks that laughing has no benefits, know it today that you are wrong. Owing to the fact that we have discovered various benefits of laughing, we decided to be using this online programme to make people laugh and you can be part of this selfless service by informing people about this post/website through sharing.

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The image below shows the various ways laughing is of benefits to our lives.

Benefits of Laughing
Benefits of Laughing

Below are the jokes and stories we have for you on today’s episode; read, laugh, drop comments and most importantly share with other.

1. Secure the bag, secure the bag 😒😒 now you don secure the bag but na dustbin full inside

2. Even if God decides to call us to heaven by phone, some girls will be like “how do you get my number” 🤣

3. The more you chase her, the more she’ll resist. Instead, make her chase you. Grab her purse and run. Don’t look back. Keep running. If she’s serious about you, she’ll catch up. If she doesn’t, you have cash. Win win.😂😂😂

4. If She Refuses To Sleep Over, Don’t Force Her Some of Them Still Bedwet.😒

5. Make I Barb my head 5k. 🙄 How much my head dey bring?

6. Sometimes when your girl updates ‘I love God’ on her status. My brother investigate very well, it could be a shortcut for Godwin or Godfred 😂

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7. Because say I dey quick cum, you come visit me for house come tell your Okada man make e wait, say you no go take time 🤔🤔

8. Went through her phone to see if she she’s cheating. 🤔 Found the screenshots of me cheating 🏃🏃 GbasGbos 🤣🤣🤣

9. Person wey no dey take shit from anybody 🙄 Don fall for soak-away 😂😂😂 As e no gree take shit, shit don take am 🤣🤣🤣

10. Are you a Nigerian? Are you tired of being in Nigeria? Are you a Medical Doctor, Nurse, Professional Teacher, an Engineer, a Fashion designer, a Software developer or a Student, Athlete? Are you between the ages of 18 and 45? Do you want to travel abroad for work, sports or for studies?

If yes, you are a big liar. Nobody is going anywhere. We are all going to stay in this country and fight corruption. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Just to take off the stress enjoy your blissful day. God Bless us all.

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Thanks for bringing out time to be here, In case you still need to laugh, then CHECK OUT THOUSANDS OF JOKES & FUNNY CONTENTS right here on our website.

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