This Year’s International Joke Day: Don’t Miss These Top 50 Funny Jokes
International Joke Day: Make sure you don’t miss the following top 50 funny Jokes
International Joke Day is been marked on 1st July each year, and for this year’s celebration, we have compiled Top 50 Funny Jokes that have international standard to make you happy and put laughter on the faces of our amiable visitors/readers; and it is a privilege you are here and among the thousands of people in the world who have come across this article specially written for this year’s international day for Jokes.
This year’s International Joke Day falls on Friday 1st of July 2022; please you are here to laugh and make sure you remove every forms of distractions that will stop you from laughing. Laugh Now before laughing is banned, LOL.
Before we give you the top 50 jokes selected for the 2022 International Joke Day, below is a list of articles/updates on Funny Jokes which you will surely love to check out.
About International Joke Day:
It is a day set aside for jokes and to celebrate comedies, comedians, comedy clubs/arenas all over the world. It is recognized globally and set to be on every July 1st.
Now that you have known about International Joke Day, you can now relax and enjoy the following 50 Jokes our Team have chosen to make sure you get a hearty dose of laughter as you have visited our website for this year’s celebration.
Top 50 Funny Jokes for 2022 International Joke Day With Emojis
1. It is so hard to find a soulmate nowadays, even the married ones are searching 🧐
2. Girls will be falling Under anointing And Be closing their legs what Exactly Are you Hiding in the presence of the Lord 🙄🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂😂
3. Imagine a graduate saying “I want to drop at the next Bus stop” instead of “driver please could you kindly pre-stoplogically apply the technically effective break in a professional manner that my humble personality can progressively alight in a stable motion to terminate my journey at the next bus stop?” Very simple and short, Abi you go school for nothing? 😜😜😜😜😜😜🤣🤣
4. Till now nobody has explain to me why I wrote MOCK Exams ☹️🤔 And yet people still mock me 😟😔
5. You’re crushing on me and you are keeping it to yourself. Hmm, You’re playing with grace 😊
6. All flowers cannot represent the love but Rose did it. All animals cannot speak but parrot did it, and all monkeys cannot read jokes but my friend you are doing it now 🏃🏃🏃 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 Please it’s joke ooo, you ain’t a monkey please
7. How can you say short people who wear school bags look like tortoise 🐢🐢🐢😂😂😂😂😂
8. We both watching a movie that we’ve never seen before, But you’re still asking me questions as if I was the director; What is your problem? 🙄 🙄
9. Some girls will be horny and still be forming hard. You go collapse one day. Nonsense and firewood. 😏😒
10. When we virgins are horny we shout: “holy ghost fire” 3 times and then drink 2 cups of water and feel alright immediately 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
11. Welcome to Nigeria a country where people gain more from teaching a skill than practicing the skill themselves, Some of these skills are: Affiliate marketing, Crypto and Forex trading, content creation and copy writing; etc. 🤣🤣🤣
12. Just because I told you to feel at home you have now fried 5 eggs what’s wrong with you Sandra? Can you lay eggs? 🤔🤔🤔🤔
13. Relationship stress can make you attend a funeral of someone you don’t know just to have the opportunity to cry 😭😭😭
14. Yesterday I named my Wifi: “hack if you can“; today when I woke up it was changed to “challenge accepted” 🤣🤣🤣
15. Some people cannot post their lovers due to double track system. 😒💔😂, Ashawo
16. S3x before Marriage is a Sin, but a Child that comes from it is a blessing from God! My question is, can a Sin Produce a Blessing? 🤔🤔🤔
17. Dear Ladies, a good man will still marry you even if you cannot cook. May I not be that man in Jesus Name. 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾😂😂
18. Dating a girl that bleach is frustrating, she will be pregnant & you be expecting a cute baby like ‘Ronaldo‘ then boom, here comes ‘Oshiomole‘, only some people will understand this 😂😂😂
19. Plumber that was asked to repair kitchen sink, is warming jollof 😔😔
20. Before, when a man takes you to his family it means marriage but now my sister if you like meet his ancestors, all na format 😂😂😂
21. Student ordered for UBER, na HOD come pick am. E happen for my eyes gangan like this. Wetin ASUU strike go cause! Nigerian Education system in shambles 😂🚶🚶
22. Weather chapter 1Vs1; Many are cold but few are knacking can someone
read/add chapter 1:2 quickly in the comment section 😂😂
23. WHY WILL YOU GO INTO HOOKUP WHEN YOU KNOW YOU ARE NOT STRONG. WHICH ONE IS OGA SMALL SMALL I GET APPENDIX.🌝😆😆😆😆😆😆
24. Me: I want to die
People: don’t say that, there’s power in the tongue
Me: I want to buy a private jet
People: na mouth dem dey use buy am
So where is the power in the tongue nah 😂😂😂
25. I Don Toast 32 Girls This Week:
20 Never Chop.
5 Need Data Subscription.
3 Need Money To Buy Maleria Drugs.
2 Wan Do Thier Birthday Tomorrow.
The Remaining 2 Need Wig.
🤦♂️ 🥺 🤦♂️ 😂😂😂